Desis: Is that you?

You Know You're Desi When...

Your dad is some sort of engineer or doctor.

Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage."

You know what's going to happen in every Hindi movie before it happens

You're father and grandfathers have hair on their ears

An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother? Well then, is it your sister?"

Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both

Your parents say, "Calculus? I took calculus in 8th grade!!"

You either really, really want to go to NYU or really, really want to stay away from it

"You want a stereo! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!"

Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top.

Your family owns a tennis racquet.

You buy corn oil by the gallon.

Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head.

You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.

Desis: Is that you?

It was 80 out of the 800 who where family and 25 were INSISTENT relatives and most of the remaining children.Yes I prefer a desis zone and would like many as possible to smell the fragrance of THE flower and spread the right spiritualist movement.

Thank You.

Desis: Is that you?

Is this like the Muslim version of Foxworthy's infamous "You might be a redneck"??

Desis: Is that you?

funny... i have to admit